No I don’t talk about my love life for a very good reason, and that reason is I don’t have one. Which is very good news for the ladies-I am still available. I’m a heck of a catch, cos, er well look at it. I live in Slough, in a lovely house, with my parents. I have my own room, which I’ve had since yep, since I was born. That’s seen a lot of action I tell you. Mainly dusting. I went to university for a year as well, before I dropped out, so I’m a quitter. So, er, form an orderly queue ladies.
DEAR TIM CANTERBURY, I WOULD BANG YOU IN A SECOND. LOVE, ERIN
TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss you, Tim Canterbury.
six years, approx. Except,...graduated from college (and probs. grad school),